Fool Me Once Shame on You Fool Me Twice Shame on Me Fool Me Three Times Can t Get Fooled Again
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(In the living room)
Mordecai (calling to Rigby): Dude, hurry! Information technology's back! Information technology's back!
Rigby (enters the living room with snacks in his arms): Aah-ha-ha!
(On Television, a beautiful royal octopus appears with yellow Japanese words around it; subsequently fooling around one time, it gets scolded by a wagging finger; after fooling effectually twice, information technology gets punched in the confront.)
TV Announcer: We now return to... "Fool Me In one case, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Confront!"
(Cut to a clapping Japanese audition in a TV studio. A robot who looks similar ASIMO, with a greenish calculator screen for a face, appears onscreen belongings a microphone.)
Announcerbot: Hai! (Japanese for "yes") I am Announcerbot!
(In the living room, Rigby joins Mordecai on the couch.)
Mordecai: Whoo! Yeah!
Announcerbot: And now here'south Shinehara!
Shinehara: Thank you, Announcerbot. I am game master Mitsuru Shinehara. ("MITS!" appears by Shinehara's head) Before break, Clive from U.Thou. fool me one time...
Audition: SHAME... ON... YOU!(words 'SHAME ON YOU!' show up on the screen when simultaneously spoken)
(Benson enters the living room.)
Mordecai and Rigby: WH-O-O-O-OA!
Benson: What is this?
Mordecai: Japanese game show.
(A gong sounds. The aforementioned octopus appears, wearing a headband with a rising lord's day and holding a sign with a number ii on it.)
Announcerbot: ROUND two!
Shinehara: Now, Clive, try to fool me over again.
Clive: Well, I'd like to, Shinehara-san, just you've got some food stuck between your teeth.
Shinehara: Oh! Announcerbot, delight, fetch toothpick.
Clive: Ha ha! Fooled yous, mate!
(Sirens sound and ruby-red alarm lights announced around Clive. The Japanese give-and-take for "terrific" (すごい! - sugoi!) appears on screen.)
Clive: Yeeah!
Shinehara: Yous! Fool! Me! Twice!
Vocalization: Baka Blitz!(Shown is a graphic of "BAKA BLITZ" to the right of Japanese characters ばか (baka) in parentheses, all in a yellowish "shout bubble".)
Mordecai: Dude, he'south a goner. Nobody's ever completed the "Baka Blitz."
(The walls of the TV studio set open up to reveal the Baka Blitz obstacle course, with a goal at the end.)
Shinehara:You have 10 minutes to accomplish goal and catch Mystery Prize. But if fourth dimension runs out or you give up, I punch your face.(Shinehara makes a punching gesture, nearly punching Clive's face.)
Rigby:What exercise y'all recollect the Mystery Prize is? I heard it's a billion yen, which is like a million dollars!
Mordecai:I heard it's an 800-pound tuna. Y'all could buy a house with that in Nippon.
Benson:You know what I heard? This show is GARBAGE!
Shinehara:Clive, ready?
(Clive gets into position. A woman dressed as a true cat fires a starting pistol.)
Announcerbot:Become!
(Clive starts running through the obstacle course.)
Mordecai and Rigby:Go! Get! Go! C'monday! Yeah!
(Clive jumps on giant sushi, only then he gets hitting by a tuna fish.)
Clive: Aah! Oof!
(He and then gets hit by a wall full of punching gloves and falls in a tub of wasabi.)
Clive:My eyes! No more! (He waves a white flag to surrender. Shinehara appears and punches Clive in the face up. The octopus with the rise sunday headband appears on screen knocked out.)
Mordecai and Rigby:Ha ha ha! Hahahahaha!
Benson: (sighs) Why are you lot guys into this stuff?
(Mordecai and Rigby groan)
Rigby: 'Cause it's funny. You're a wet blanket, man.
Benson:No, I'm not!
(All three plough to watch the Boob tube.)
Annoncerbot:Attention, U.S. viewers.(On TV, an octopus holds an American flag and does a salute.)For the first time ever, nosotros are looking for American contestants. (Announcerbot appears with a mystery telephone number flashing higher up him.) During broadcast tomorrow, we will flash phone number. (In front of Mountain Rushmore, a homo wearing a T-shirt that reads "AMERICAN FOOTBALL" picks up a phone and dials a number.) Exist first to call and y'all'll be on testify!(to the American man)You just won!
(A gong sounds; in an instant, the man is in Japan, with a pagoda and reddish blossoms around him.)
Man:Whoa! I'one thousand in Japan!
Announcerbot(reads words that appear on screen): State line merely.
Rigby: I know what we're doing at iv:30 tomorrow.
Benson: Not on the park phones you're not.
Mordecai:Only it says state lines only!
Benson:That'southward a long-distance call.
Rigby: We could win the Mystery Prize.
(Benson doesn't respond; he walks away.)
Mordecai and Rigby:Hm-hm!
(Timecard: "THE Side by side DAY")
Rigby(offscreen): Become!
(Mordecai dials a phone number on the telephone every bit fast as he could.)
(The TV is next to Mordecai, Rigby, and the phone, and not in its proper identify.)
Rigby(checks his stopwatch): ii.2 seconds.
Mordecai(hangs up the telephone): Even so needs work.
(Benson enters, clearing his throat.)
Mordecai (dials some other phone number): Hey, Benson. How's it going?
Rigby:What's up, man?
Benson: What did I tell you about using the park telephone?!
Mordecai:Ugh! I feel something kind of damp.
Rigby:Yeah, I feel it, too. What practice y'all call up information technology is?
Mordecai:I don't know. Feels kind of like a wet blanket.
Benson: Very funny. Now hang it upwardly and put the Goggle box dorsum in the living room!
Mordecai:Aw, come on, Benson!
Rigby: We actually think nosotros tin exercise this.
Benson: I don't care. If I ever catch you trying this over again, Y'all'RE FIRED!(He storms out.)
Mordecai:Ma-a-an...
Rigby:This blows. I can't think of a single reason to proceed on living if we can't be on this show.
Mordecai:Await!
Rigby:What?
Mordecai:I take a plan, (zoom in on his confront) and information technology is the unmarried well-nigh perfect program in the history of plans.
(Cut to Benson getting a sandwich from the fridge and eating it. Then he looks at the clock and sees that information technology's almost 4:30.)
Rigby (his caput floats past in a flashback): I know what we're doing at 4:thirty tomorrow.
(Then Benson opens the living room door and sees that the guys are not there; he closes the door, then he notices something and opens the door again and realizes that the Telly is a paper-thin box.)
Benson:Argggh!(He picks upward the phone and hears Mordecai and Rigby on the line.)
Rigby: (on phone) Do you call back he brutal for it?
(The phone line leads from the firm to the shed, where Mordecai and Rigby are.)
Mordecai: (on phone) Of form, dude. I went to art school.
(In the shed, Mordecai and Rigby sit in front of the real Tv.)
Rigby:You didn't graduate.
Mordecai:Placidity!
Benson: (banging the shed door) Open this door right now!
(Mordecai and Rigby gasp, turning their attending to the Television receiver, where the show is well-nigh to kickoff.)
Shinehara (seen on Boob tube in front end of the studio audition, heard between door knocks): Welcome to "Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I Dial Your Face."
Rigby:Just show the number!
Benson (still knocking): Y'all two better not call that number!
Mordecai and Rigby: Come on!
Benson:Hang upwardly that phone At present!
Announcerbot (on Telly, with the phone number flashing above him): The number is...(the screen reads, "ane-888-555-0123")
Rigby:Dude, dial!
Mordecai: I'm dialing!
(Benson finally gets the door open.)
Announcerbot:Howdy!
(Mordecai and Rigby yelp at the sight of Benson.)
Announcerbot:We have a winner!
(Mordecai, Rigby and Benson are all of a sudden beamed through the phone. The 3 scream every bit they are beamed across telephone lines, through a field with cows, by the Port of USA in what looks like San Francisco, under the sea, into the Port of Nihon and finally into the Goggle box studio set, where they are beamed out via Announcerbot's phone. Mordecai, Rigby and Benson at present article of clothing sporty white jumpsuits with cerise trim. 4 cameras close in on them.)
Shinehara(holds a microphone to Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson): What are your names, contestants?(We see the glare of Shinahara's confront.)
Mordecai:Oh my gosh.
Rigby:Er...
Benson:What the--
Shinehara:Welcome, start American contestants Oh my gosh, Er..., and What the!
(Applause.)
Benson:No, no, no, in that location's been a mistake, and we need to get out. Our names are Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby.
Shinehara:Oh, yous fool me once!
Audience:SHAME... ON... YOU!
(Applause. An octopus appears on ane of iii sections of a screen on the contestants' podium.)
Benson:No! Nosotros weren't even trying to fool you!
Shinehara: But I thought yous were.
(Sirens sound and red alarm lights appear around Benson. The Japanese word for "Amazing!" ( すごい! , sugoi!) appears on screen.)
Benson:THIS MAKES NO SENSE!
Shinehara (speedily stamps his feet as Announcerbot raises his artillery): Yooou foool meee twice!
(Another octopus appears on the contestants' podium.)
Shinehara:Y'all know what that means!
(Loudspeakers appear near Mordecai, Rigby and Benson. Benson worries while Mordecai and Rigby chant.)
Mordecai and Rigby:Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz! Baka Blitz!
(More sirens audio. A cherry-red alarm calorie-free appears on tiptop of the contestants' podium.)
Benson:Cease! STOP! I refuse to play!
Vocalization:Baka Blitz!
(The stage walls open up to reveal the aforementioned Baka Rush obstacle course from before.)
Mordecai:Whoa!
Rigby:Awesome.
(Octopus-shaped props get-go spinning and shooting h2o. A royal ball rolls downwards slopes. Large pistons from above stomp on platforms.)
Shinehara: You have 10 minutes to get to goal.
(The goal is shown, with plumes of fire shooting from its corners; the Mystery Prize, a yellow box with ruby-red question marks, sits in the center.)
Shinehara: Simply if you give up before fourth dimension ends, I punch your faces.
Mordecai and Rigby: Awesome!
Benson: Look, what?
Mordecai(grabbing Shinehara's arm with the microphone): I simply wanted to say, nosotros're gonna make history this night! We're gonna exist the first ever to win the Mystery Prize!
(Applause. Mordecai and Rigby enhance their arms.)
Rigby: Yee-ah! USA! U.s.!
Mordecai and Rigby: U.s.! The states! United states!
Rigby: Come on! Say "USA" with the states, Benson.
Benson: Are you lot guys crazy?! Y'all guys said nobody'southward ever shell it before!
Mordecai: Dude, we've watched it a million times. There's a expert chance we'll win the Mystery Prize.(At this, Rigby nods his head.)
Benson: A chance?! What if we get punched in the face?!
Rigby: Benson, this is TV. Nobody actually gets injure.
(Applause. A gong sounds.)
Announcerbot(reads words on screen): Sincerity Spotlight!
Shinehara(walking under a spotlight): Yous know, we accept lots of fun on prove, and I may not prove it, simply, actually,(he makes a fist)I detest beingness fooled. So information technology has been great pleasure defending prize by punching liars in face. Let'southward watch.
(On a TV to a higher place the stage, a video montage called "Punching the Liars" starts; it shows Shinehara punching various contestants.)
(A Japanese reporter holds a microphone to a punched contestant.)
Reporter: How does it feel to exist the just contestant who didn't die?
Contestant (speaks in Cockney accent): I tin can't feel me face, but at to the lowest degree I'm alive!
(Shinehara laughs manically in front of burn, then punches the camera glass to brand information technology pause. Applause as we zoom out from the TV onstage; Shinahara bows.)
Shinehara: Thanks, give thanks you.
(Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson look stunned every bit a single sweat tear drib slides on each of their faces, then pops. Announcerbot pushes the three of them over.)
Mordecai: Heed, I call back we should—- Wait! Come on. Tin't we forfeit?
(An angry confront like a gorilla's appears on Announcerbot's screen, at which Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson scream. Announcerbot leaves them at the starting line and walks away. Applause continues.)
Shinehara: Set up?
(Mordecai and Rigby whimper.)
Mordecai: What are we gonna do?
(Benson looks determined now; he quickly takes several steps forward and takes his position.)
Rigby: Benson?
Benson: Come up on, fellas. We got a game testify to win.
(The same woman in the true cat costume fires her starting pistol.)
Announcerbot: Become!(He now announces the various obstacles throughout the course; their names announced onscreen.) Danger Hop!
(Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson bound on rotating platforms set over h2o, they jump over on one platform which spins over to to the next. Mordecai and Rigby effort to jump over, merely they go hit by the platform and fall into the water below. Benson jumps over and makes it to the solid platform on the other side.)
Benson: Come on!
(Mordecai and Rigby climb upwards a ladder on the solid platform.)
Announcerbot: Bumper Ballz!
(The three contestants, along with a person dressed as Shinehara with a behemothic head, roll on purple balls with octopus faces against a grassy platform surrounded by h2o. Benson knocks over behemothic-Shinehara-head, who and then charges toward Mordecai and Rigby and knocks them into the water, where they are and then shocked by electric eels before they swim back to the surface. Shinehara and Announcerbot laugh.)
Shinehara: Do yous requite upwardly?
Mordecai and Rigby (climbing out of the h2o): No!
Announcerbot: Sumo Slide!
(The contestants slide downwards over slippery mannequins of sumo wrestlers. Mordecai slips on his tummy. Rigby's olfactory organ gets whacked. All iii slide up into the air.)
Announcerbot: Death Tube!
(The contestants glide through a giant tube filled with water. Mordecai and Rigby feel sick, and the duo hold their jiff together, Benson is calmly going through)
Announcerbot: Brawl Fall!
(The contestants are now sealed in behemothic balls; they curlicue down through a sloping Plinko-like course. Benson lands in his ball on a mattress, while Mordecai and Rigby fall and crack their ball.)
Announcerbot: Tennis Balls Blast!
(The contestants are now dressed as behemothic tennis rackets and race through a tennis-court-style course with lawn tennis nets every several anxiety. Giant-Shinehara-caput fires lawn tennis balls at the contestants; the balls hit Mordecai and Rigby's faces. Benson hits a ball with the behemothic racket at the top of his head. The three become down stairs to the adjacent obstacle. Shinehara watches every bit he grips his punching fist, which now beats similar a heart.)
Announcerbot: Buttock Shock!
(The contestants ride motorized toilets through electrical currents; Mordecai and Rigby become shocked by a electric current. Every bit Benson gets off his toilet, Mordecai and Rigby are shocked once again before falling off their toilet.)
Announcerbot: Rhino Empty-headed Upwardly!
(The contestants are on the backs of rhinos; motorized punching gloves strength the rhinos to motility. Shinehara'due south punching fist now beats faster than e'er and grows bigger, causing Shinehara to fall to the flooring.)
Shinehara: Ugh! Worry non, my pet. No ane has ever made it through The Gutinator.
(The contestants now arroyo the Gutinator. Metal sticks underneath the floor pop upwardly and hit Mordecai and Rigby. Later they get through a machine shooting tennis balls, a large royal metal stick with an octopus at its terminate swings downward from above and hits Mordecai and Rigby.)
Benson: Bustle!
(3 pistons from underneath hurt Mordecai and Rigby fifty-fifty further. The two now look tired.)
Mordecai: Nosotros can't...
Benson: This is what yous wanted, isn't it?
Mordecai: Information technology looked then much easier on Television receiver.
(He and Rigby are shot in the tummy past lawn tennis balls.)
Mordecai: Ooohohohohh...!
Rigby: Arrive end!
(Another metallic stick pops up from beneath and hits them once more than.)
Mordecai: Ohh!
(He and Rigby autumn to the floor.)
Rigby: I want to go home.
Benson(approaching Mordecai and Rigby and offer them a mitt): Come up on.
(Mordecai and Rigby take Benson'southward hands and get up. The three of them start running over again.)
Announcerbot: Terror Taikos!
(2 minutes remain on the clock. Benson climbs up and points the way.)
Benson: The goal!
(Mordecai climbs upward with Rigby on his back. They now face a walkway to a higher place lava leading to the goal, lined with taikos swinging from chains.)
Rigby (weakly): Uh oh.
(They all make their way through the swinging odaikos before stopping on a round platform to take a suspension. Ane minute xxx seconds on the clock.)
Benson:Don't take much time. Huh?(He notices Shinehara continuing on a platform which appears from above. Shinehara jumps from the platform onto the Terror Taikos form, in front of the contestants.)
Shinehara: Hahahahaha! (He grunts at whatever he is hiding in his greatcoat.) Ohh! Nobody's ever won, and nobody ever volition!
Benson: Whoa, woah...(He points at Shinahara.) You can't shoot the states!
Shinehara: Shoot? Hahahahahaha!(He reveals his punching fist from under his greatcoat, which is now bigger than always, still beating and also electrified. The audience gasps. Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson await suprised)
Rigby: Dude, what'south up with your mitt?!
Shinehara: It's gone besides long without punching a face.(grunts and his mitt grows huge)
Rigby:Only you lot can't punch us! Nosotros haven't given up!
Shinehara:Too bad! Information technology is my show!(He stretches his arm, attempting to dial Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson, who jump out of the fist'south way. The fist destroys some of the taikos and stretches dorsum. Shinehara makes some other attempt at punching them.)
Benson:Run!
(The iii abscond, but Shinehara punches the path, thus billowy them back.)
Shinehara:Any final words?(He holds up his punching fist. The trio expect at the swinging taiko behind Shinehara.)
Benson:Look! It'due south Mt. Fuji!
Shinehara:Huh?(looks backside him. Mordecai and Rigby push button him in the way of the taiko, knocking him off the platform. He begins to autumn to his expiry.)
Benson:Run! Run!(the trio runs towards the goal)
Shinehara:No! You fooled me 3 times! No! No! NOOOOOOO!(Having been fooled thrice, his punching hand magically stretches back and punches him - a fitting gustation of his own medicine - and he falls into the lava, thus causing an explosion which the contestants start to run away from.)
Announcerbot:The Americans are almost there!
(The contestants go along running, dodging more swinging taikos. Announcerbot and the audience begin to count down from x in Japanese. After the coundown reaches 1, the same ascent-dominicus-headband octopus appears, property upward a sign with a flashing red X. The three spring and yell as the explosion comes over them, most making it to the goal earlier time is up. Fume clears and a bell rings. Applause. The contestants become upward and enhance their artillery in victory.)
Benson, Mordecai, and Rigby: (chanting in unison)USA! United states! USA!
Mystery Prize Box: (giggles)Excellent piece of work. You have won the Mystery Prize. Your option of...(It opens, flashing two items)
Announcerbot:A land-of-the-art clipboard with built-in clock and calculator, or... a trip to Infinite Campsite!
(Mordecai and Rigby speak at the same time as Benson, each saying a unlike prize.)
Mordecai and Rigby:Space Camp!
Benson: Clipboard!
Announcerbot:Congratulations! You are the first contestants to beat the Baka Rush without being punched or dying. (sadly) This means I take failed.Gomen-nasai, Shinahara-senpai. (This means "I'm sorry, Main Shinehara" in Japanese. Afterward, he self-destructs, exploding into pieces and he dies.)
(Cutting back to the Park. The Park phone rings and Pops answers it.)
Pops:How-do-you-do? Prepare to get picked up from infinite camp?
(Cut to what looks like the inside of a space shuttle, where Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson are in.)
Mordecai: Yep, but--
Benson:I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE!!(laughs)
(The 3 are actually inside a flight simulator at space camp.)
Mordecai:Delight help us.
(The episode ends.)
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